Fort Collins C.O.(FP)-Saturday a large underground video game tournament featuring the popular Xbox 360 game Gears of War came to a surprising end. Among the sixty plus competitors was a very determined team of young adults and one teenager who were equipped with disposable adult diapers. Security for the rented warehouse was forced to remove one of the players after others complained of the “septic tank like smell” coming from a nearby 16 year old gamer. The team had the intention of only using the diapers for “an emergency trip” but after the 16 year old had consumed five cans of a caffeine loaded drink called a Spike Shooter he claimed he just couldn’t hold “it”. And “it” being the worst kind of it. Being the dedicated gamer he was he just tried to ignore his accident. Nearby competitors felt it hard to overlook his slip up and asked him to be removed. After being removed from the tournament her proceeded to call local law enforcement and complain about his ejection not realizing he had attended an illegal paid gathering. Upon arrival officers dispersed the tournament and issued fines. No arrests were made. Goosey's Gabbings... Ok, seriously..first of all, what kind of people even PLAN on wearing diapers to an event like this? Secondly, who craps their pants for the sake of playing a damn game? Who CRAPS THEIR PANTS, PERIOD??? I thought that the "South Park" episode that mocked online video gamers was a bit over the top, but now I know that it was just the tip of the iceberg. Good LORD!!!
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