(3/12/07 - COSTA MESA, CA) - A Laguna Niguel man allegedly broke into a woman's home and fell asleep on her couch naked, according to police. The woman called authorities early Saturday morning after waking up to find Michael Bonnie, 36, on her couch covered by a blanket, Costa Mesa Police Sgt. Matt Grimmold said. The two did not appear to know each other, Grimmold said.
Police arrested Bonnie on suspicion of residential burglary and indecent exposure. He is being held on $250,000 bail. Goosey's Gabbings... This reminds me of a scene from "Real Genius".. Chris Knight: I'm a degenerate? What about that time I found you alone naked with a bowl of jello? Kent: You did not! Chris: It's true. Kent: I was hot and I was hungry!
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