| WINE lovers who can’t be bothered to open bottles will soon be able to buy ready-filled plastic glasses of plonk. The Tulipa foil-sealed glasses will launch in the UK this summer at 3.75 pounds for two. Each glass is filled with red, white or rose wine and sealed with foil to keep it fresh. The glasses were originally designed for caterers at outdoor events who wanted to avoid the service time involved with wine bottles. Al Fresco Wines, who spent 500,000 pounds developing the Tulipa, said it offers “a greater range of drinking opportunities”.
Goosey's Gabbings... Al Fresco is also working on a product which will actually produce a machine that will pick your fat ass up from the chair and bring you to the wine glass, open the seal, and pour it down your throat. The glitch is finding a way to reverse the process and taking you back to your couch after you've drank the wine.
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