| Just call him Ms. Jackson. Staffers at a posh London hotel are buzzing about what a diva Michael Jackson has been during a recent stay there — and how he went incognito by registering as a woman. “Jacko would certainly give J. Lo a good run for her money on the diva stakes by bringing a team of 10 security guards to look after him and his two kids — Prince, 10, and 9-year-old Paris Michael — on their whistle-stop visit to London,” reports the London Evening Standard, which says Jackson has placed two “scary bouncers” by the elevator doors on the floor he’s booked for him and his entourage to make sure that no one can get any access to him. No word on the whereabouts of little Blanket. “We have many big stars staying here, but Michael is very fussy,” the paper quoted a staffer at the Jumeirah Carlton Tower, where the presidential suite goes for $5,800 a night. “He has a massive group with him and they are taking up the whole top floor of the place and making our jobs difficult ... because it is all top secret and we have to make sure that nobody knows he is here.” Perhaps the point that really sparks the staff’s ire is that Jackson has been tight with the tips. “Madonna always gives us money,” gripped one. “Jacko hasn’t yet.” Goosey's Gabbings... Finally, the weird one gets a post on the News of the Weird here. It's about time! Sources tell me this ploy backfired when news of Janet Jackson at the hotel brought throngs of fans...but were dissapointed when all they saw was someone who looked like E.T. when he went out for Halloween.... 
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