A US private detective is suing a man for 2,250 - plus courts costs - for throwing a snowball at him. William Elich, 46, claims he was about to enter a restaurant in Portland, Oregon, when Greg Ely, 32, came by in a Hummer with a "dashboard lined with snowballs". One snowball hit Mr Elich in the head, breaking his glasses and bruising his left eyeball, reports the Oregonian. Mr Elich said the loss of his bifocal glasses forced him to miss work as a private investigator for eight to 10 days while he waited for a new pair. Mr Ely, a stone mason, claims he has the wrong man: "I didn't throw a snowball at anyone," he insisted. But Mr Elich is adamant. He says that, after he was struck with the snowball, he looked through his remaining good eye and noted the number plate of the Hummer. He called called police, who visited Mr Ely but didn't pursue any charges. Officers said it was one man's word against another. But Mr Elich would not let the matter drop and is pursuing the case in civil court. "I don't need the money," he said. "He needs to learn a lesson... This is a 32-year-old man acting like a 16-year-old." Goosey's Gabbings... Ah, I see. So you are filing a lawsuit against a man throwing a snowball because he was a man acting like a 16-year old, huh? Ummm....Well...he may be aciting like a sixteen year old, but this lawsuit is the act of a five year old, and that's an insult to kindergarteners everywhere. Get over it and go back to your mommy.
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William won $219 for this lawsuit. Greg didn't win his counter claim.