Law enforcement officers in Tennessee make the greatest underground discovery since Tutankhamen’s tomb was unearthed in the Valley of the Kings.

Under this ordinary house is a marijuana grow-op unlike any you have ever seen. Within the caves of middle Tennessee, growers constructed a complex of offices, living quarters, restroom facilities, and a climate-controlled forest of over one thousand cannabis plants.

The vegetative and flowering chambers each contained over 500 plants on a hydroponic irrigation system.

Three men were arrested. The mastermind behind the operation was running it from Florida.

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I bet the ATF and DEA are going to really second guess if these "stoners" are as far out as they think...obviously something like this took a ton of planning.

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A 31-year-old Oakfield man was arrested Saturday for urinating in the lobby of the Fond du Lac County Dispatch Center.

The man, who was apparently intoxicated, was waiting in the lobby around 5 p.m. Saturday to be picked up by his father, according to a Fond du Lac Police Department report.

Instead he was booked into the Fond du Lac County Jail on a disorderly conduct charge when his father did not show up.

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Pee Pee in the first degree...well, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Pittsburgh--A man fell 300 feet down a steep hillside on Wednesday in Armstrong County.Officials told Channel 11 the incident happened behind Morris Tire Service on Butler Road in East Franklin Township around 12:20 p.m.Arnold Morris, owner of Morris Tire Service, said the man was a customer.Morris said the man and his wife pulled into the parking lot to pick up a vehicle that was being serviced.The man apparently had some papers that blew out of his hand and chased after them, Morris said.He apparently ran off the end of the parking lot, which has no guard rail, and tumbled down the hillside.The man's wife went running into the tire store and alerted workers. They called 911.The man's name and condition are not known.

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Ok, so this is not all that funny, but I mean...how important can these papers be? Honestly????

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BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.

The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).

"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.

"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."

The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.

In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.

Goosey's Gabbings...

So, I guess there was more than one meaning when the lady was heard falling going "ohhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**************tttttttttttt"

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Ok, so we've all had those times when we've reached into our pockets of a jacket and pull out some change, and sometimes even some cold cash. We usually get that giddy feeling and even consider our luck and putting down some money on our local lottery. Bottom line: it's unexpected at best and it makes ya "feel good".

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