Friday, March 9, 2007 |
Woman claims Bedbugs caused nightmares |
SILOAM SPRINGS, Ark. - A Siloam Springs woman has sued a motel, claiming that her bed was infested with bugs and that she now suffers recurring nightmares from the experience. Rose M. Pagley-Brown said in the Benton County lawsuit that she noticed in December that she had red bumps on her body after staying at the Stone Inn in Siloam Springs, while she was being treated for cancer. A few days later, the lawsuit said, Brown was awakened by extreme itching and "saw and felt countless bugs on her body and bed," according to the suit, filed Thursday. Brown caught three of the bugs in a plastic bag, the suit said. The insects are now in the possession of her attorney. The motel owner said the Benton County Department of Health investigated the claim and found it groundless. Owner Bruce Stone said the health department inspected his establishment twice. "(Brown) must have gotten them somewhere else," Stone said. The lawsuit alleges negligence and seeks damages for pain and mental anguish, embarrassment and humiliation, medical bills and expenses. Goosey's Imaginings..
She's suing for embarrassment and humiliation? Hmmm..isn't it ironic, dontcha think?
Mom: G'night, Rose. Rose: G'night, Mom. Mom: Sleep tight. Rose: Thank you. Mom: Don't let the bedbugs bite. Muh-hahahahahaaaaaaa... Rose: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Labels: bedbugs cause nightmares, bizarre, funny, funny news, humorous, news, odd, oddball humor, strange, weird |
posted by Tim @ 10:43 PM |
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Woman sees Jesus in Burned Wallpaper |
SACRAMENTO- Christine York's house is a total loss. Treasures going back more than 100 years and memories spanning four decades were lost in a fire.
"I just sit there and I said, 'Lord I can't carry it no more. I need help.' And I turn around and I seen this image and I said, 'now you're really losing it,� says Christine.
The image seared into the wallpaper patter, seemed so clear.
"So I went down and got Judy and I said, 'Judy come look what I see', " says Christine.
"I walked up to it, put my hands on it and said, 'Holy Jesus.' That's what I saw,� says Judy Baily, Christine's friend.
But, is it the Immaculate Conception, or just warped perception?
"I see his eyes right here. And that's the round face,� says York, pointing to the burned wallpaper.
She sees the hair and a halo.
"And this looks like flames to me,� she says. Then, there was Christine's crusade to protect the picture.
"I cut it with a knife,� she says. Then she framed it, the only spot not fully blackened by soot.
Christine says it's not the only miracle, the fire spared two prized possessions.
"My grandmother's rosary. My son found it in the ashes,� says Christine.
Also spared was a Virgin Mary figure, still filled with holy water. As devastating as the blaze might be, the image on the wall has comforted Christine during disaster.
"I thought it was a sign that no matter how bad it is I'm going to get through this,� says Christine.
Goosey's Imaginings...
Christine: Is that....Willie Nelson? Judy: JESUS CHRIST! Christine: No...wait...Oh my goodness! It's Kenny Loggins!! Judy: JESUS CHRIST! Christine: NO! It's....It's....JESUS! Judy: They don't call it Dope for nuthin!
Labels: bizarre, funny, funny news, humorous, news, odd, oddball humor, strange, weird, woman sees Jesus in wallpaper |
posted by Tim @ 10:31 PM |
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High Roller Sues Casino for letting him gamble |
A GOLD Coast property developer who excluded himself from Crown Casino is suing the gaming venue for the $30 million he lost in little over a year, amid claims they lured him back with cash and other inducements. According to Harry Kakavas, the conduct of Crown was "high-handed", "in flagrant disregard of the law of the state of Victoria" and designed to cause him to lose "substantial amounts of money". Among the other allegations made by Mr Kakavas, Crown provided its own private jet on about 30 occasions to fly him to various locations, including to a holiday resort in the Philippines. Mr Kakavas claimed he was sometimes given between $30,000 and $50,000 on boarding the private jet or upon entering his room at the casino's hotel. The cash would be in a box or bags. Born in Melbourne, Mr Kakavas moved to Queensland and in September 2004 sold his house for a state-record of $18 million. He was one of three men charged over an alleged armed robbery in Melbourne in 1999. One of the other men charged was soccer star Con Boutsianis. The charges against all three were dismissed. After being granted an exclusion order in 1995, prohibiting him from entering the casino, it is alleged that Crown's chief operating officer, John Williams, "devised a scheme" to induce Mr Kakavas to recommence gambling in late 2004. According to Mr Kakavas' statement of claim, lodged in the Supreme Court yesterday, Mr Williams instructed Crown employees "to do what was necessary" to get Mr Kakavas back. Ishan Ratnam, vice-president of Crown's VIP gaming services, allegedly telephoned Mr Kakavas on behalf of Mr Williams to give Crown "a chance" after hearing that he had been gambling in Las Vegas. "You don't need to fly 16 hours to Vegas, when you have a two-hour flight to Crown," Mr Ratnam allegedly said. "Johnny Williams said that we will let you bet more than what Vegas allows you, up to $300,000 per hand, and we will give you a 20 per cent rebate on losses." It was alleged that Crown's interstate marketing manager, Richard Doggert, telephoned Mr Kakavas a month later and said: "What do we have to do to get you to come back to Crown? Johnny Williams really wants you back here." Mr Doggert allegedly told Mr Kakavas that he needed a letter from a doctor giving him "the all clear to gamble". "We need the doctor to say that you are over your gambling problems." After telling Mr Kakavas that he needed "a letter from any psychologist", it was alleged Mr Doggert then personally delivered a letter, prepared by Crown, which purported to be a request by Mr Kakavas to have his exclusion order revoked. Goosey's Imaginings...
Dealer: 5 Kakavas: I'll stay... Dealer: SIR, you have FIVE, I suggest you HIT.. Kakavas: I too like to live dangerously...
Labels: bizarre, funny, funny news, gambler sues casino, gambling, humorous, odd, oddball humor, strange, weird |
posted by Tim @ 10:21 PM |
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"Jackass" Copycat winds up in hospital |
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. - Attempts to duplicate a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the “Jackass” movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire. Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court. Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said. After Peterson ignited Anderson, he ran into the bathroom, jumped into the tub and put the flames out, according to the complaint. He was taken to Luther Hospital, and eventually treated at the Regions Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns. Anderson told police that he didn’t want anyone to get in trouble because of the stunt. Peterson was freed on a $2,000 bond. He has a hearing scheduled April 16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison. Goosey's imaginings...
Randell: Hey Jared, we got any more beer? Jared: Naaah Randell: Whatcha wanna do now? Jared: Dunno, watchu wanna do now? Randell: Ah hell...you 'member that there Jackass movie we saw on the dvd player? Jared: Yeah-huh. Randell: Let's light our dicks on fire! That'll be a hoot! Jared: Aiiiiiiight. Randell (in Eddie Murphy voice): Now that's a fire! Lookie there!
Labels: bizarre, comedy, funny, funny news, humorous, jackass, man burns genitals, news, odd, oddball humor, strange, weird |
posted by Tim @ 2:27 PM |
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Skinny Prisoner escapes through Food Slot |
GARY, Ind. - The small windows on Gary City Jail cell doors are just the right size for a tray of food to slide in or a skinny inmate to squeeze out, police learned on Saturday.
A correctional officer found Artez Kenyetta Knox, 28, walking in a jail hallway after police said the 130-pound man took off his clothes, shoved them through the food slot and then wiggled through himself. He had dressed and was trying to find an unlocked door when the officer found him. Knox was charged with robbery and attempted escape Monday in Lake Superior Court in Crown Point. He faces up to 28 years in prison if convicted, said Diane Poulton, a spokeswoman for Lake County prosecutor's office. Police had arrested and jailed Knox on Saturday after a robbery victim said the man had confronted him in a park. Ronald Glass was robbed Friday after he cashed his pay check at a currency exchange.
Goosey's Imaginings... Next time on "Prison Break": The warden finds out just how serious anorexia really is... Word on the street is that Donald Rumsfeld was hired a few days prior as the security chief at the jail. How's that workin' out for ya, Donnie boy?
Labels: bizarre, comedy, funny news, humorous, man escapes through food slot, odd, strange, weird |
posted by Tim @ 10:20 AM |
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Man Tries to Cash $50,000 check from GOD |
HOBART, Ind. - Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said.
Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time. Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000. Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department. "I've heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I've heard of him giving out cash," White said. No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond. Goosey's Imaginings...
I wonder if there was a picture of God on the check and he had a strange resemblance to Ed McMahon....
I guess this gives new meaning to the term "Money for Nothing.."
Now why didn't anybody write a news story when President Bush cashed that check from the devil for his soul?
Labels: bizarre, comedy, funny news, humorous, man cashes check from God, news, odd, strange, weird |
posted by Tim @ 10:13 AM |
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Missouri Man Shares Golf Cart with Bobcat |
CAPE GIRARDEAU, Mo. - It's best not to get between a predator and its prey - especially when they're in the passenger seat of your golf cart.
Water plant worker Mitch Walter would offer that bit of advice and bears the scratches of one who speaks from experience. As Walter was inspecting the Cape Rock Water Treatment Plant property Tuesday night, a rabbit leaped into his golf cart - followed by a 25-pound bobcat. The rabbit then jumped back out, leaving Walter alone with a large, frightened feline. "The cat went from a sleek predator after fast food to a ball of fur trying to jump through the windshield of the golf cart," Walter said. Walter received scratches on his neck while shoving the bobcat out, necessitating a round of rabies shots, but was otherwise unhurt. Goosey's Imaginings...
Bobcat: "I want to see this "Tiger" everyone is talking about..." Man: "I think I...yeah...I'm pretty sure I just shit myself...Yep! Sure did!"
Labels: bizzare, comedy, funny news, humorous, news, odd, weird |
posted by Tim @ 9:48 AM |
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