| Thursday, March 29, 2007 |
| North Dakota woman bites boyfriend "where it counts" while sleeping |
A North Dakota woman has been arrested and charged with aggravated assault and criminal trespass after biting her boyfriend while he slept.
Police say the Dickey County resident broke into her boyfriend's house while he slept on March 22. Then, say police, Amanda Rall climbed into bed and bit the man in his private area.
He called police and was taken to a local hospital where he was treated and released.
The 25-year-old Rall was arrested and charged but is currently out on bond.
She is awaiting her first court appearance. Goosey's Gabbings... What is the deal with all of these women attacking men's genitalia while they are sleeping? I mean, does a company need to develop some type of chastity jockstrap that is opened by DNA passkey only for men who are in la-la land while their partners scrape off their kibbles and bits?
I mean......jeeeeeeeeesh!!!!!!
Actually..one piece of irony here...the people reside in Dickey County *snicker*
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| Saturday, March 17, 2007 |
| Man Cuts off his own Genitals in Drunken Rage |
40-year-old Tadeus Konopizc, from Zakopane Poland, cut off his own penis and testicles with a 6 inch kitchen knife in a drunken rage after his wife left him. He had reportedly consumed multiple bottles of vodka. In spite of his pain, the man was able to call doctors. He described what he had done and begged for help. Paramedics were dispatched, who in turn called for a helicopter to transfer him to a specialist hospital. Unfortunately for the man, the helicopter was held up by heavy fog; when he reached the hospital it was too late to reattach his genitalia. Surgeons will now attempt to surgically rebuild what he severed using tissue from elsewhere on his body. Goosey's Gabbings... Well, we finally found Lorena Bobbitt's dream man.
In other news, evidently George Dickel Tennessee Whiskey is capitalizing off this story with a new slogan: "Drink Dickel, Don't Cut yours off."
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